character - Fozzie Bear

character - Bentley Wittman (voice)

character - Senator Palpatine / Darth Sidious

character - Self

character - Paul F. Tompkins

character - Self - Society Member

character - Self - Presenter

character - King Crab

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Self

character - David Hoyle Jr.

character - Self / David Hoyle Jr.

character - Chatbot

character - Self

character - Gallagher

character - Mr. Donahue

character - Pilot / Wynn (voice)

character - Rad (voice)

character - Self - Player

character - Short Carnie (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - Ernie (voice)

character - Iggy's Dad (voice)

character - Monster (voice)

character - Tail (voice)

character - Tail / Human Tail / Yaktaur / Trashtaur (voice)

character - Magilla Gorilla (voice)

character - Professor Tobias James Kaufman

character - Professor Kaufman

character - Maître d'(voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Mr. Golovkin (voice)

character - Parking Cop (voice)

character - Cruise Captain (voice)

character - Jukebox

character - Hyde (voice)

character - Vrek (voice)

character - Gabers Migleemo / Young (voice)

character - Gabers Migleemo (voice)

character - Gabers Migleemo / Zurkel (voice)

character - Gabers Migleemo/ Cerritos Security Officer (voice)

character - Amazing Sardini (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Loafer Toeknuckle

character - Professor, Art Teacher (voice)

character - Preston

character - Burnt Millipede

character - Senator

character - (voice)

character - Shorty (voice)

character - Self

character - Snake Oil Salesman

character - Percy

character - Flanx (voice)

character - Justin (voice)

character - Tooth Fairy (voice)

character - Gladstone Gander (voice)

character - Louis

character - Himself

character - Harold K. Finnegan

character - Shorty (voice)

character - Ghost Passenger

character - Self

character - Dane

character - Paul

character - Moderator

character - Himself

character - Edgar Allan Poe

character - Dean Rosedragon

character - Various Characters

character - Himself

character - Annoyed Lost Soul

character - Booky Bentley

character - York

character - Gino (voice)

character - Cole Bottoms

character - Himself

character - Frank Doyle

character - Jaime

character - Anton Campbell

character - Self

character - Reece (voice)

character - Self

character - Dr. Reagan

character - Mr. Peanutbutter / Marv / Virgil Van Cleef / Prescott / Andrew Garfield / Sandro / Dog Valet / Underwater Man / Concerned Man / Janitor / Bartholomew Scagsworth / Sloth Lawyer / Blimp Co-Pilot / Abortion Doctor / George Tickle / Giant Chocolate Oscar Guy / Actor #2 / Bird / Willie Wesleyan (voice)

character - Mr. Peanutbutter / Mr. Chocolate Hazelnut Spread (voice)

character - Paul F. Tompkins

character - Self

character - Dr. Glen

character - Lawyer (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - King Crab

character - Captain Orleans

character - Mr. Mountabrother

character - Himself

character - Self

character - The Cake Boss

character - Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

character - Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber

character - Garry Marshall

character - Werner Herzog

character - J.W. Stillwater

character - Alan Thicke (voice) (uncredited)

character - Himself

character - Congressman

character - Short Thug (voice)

character - Himself

character - Chester McAllister

character - Jerry

character - Dave

character - Herman (voice)

character - Randy (voice)

character - Bronconius (voice)

character - Pierre (voice) / Randy (voice)

character - Deputy Mayor Cunningham (voice)

character - Short Thug (voice)

character - Self

character - himself

character - Jeff

character - Voice on Record / Nice Friend (voice)

character - Matt / Cricket #5 / Guy #2 (voice)

character - Skunk (voice)

character - Filbert (voice)

character - Lotto Worker / Lotto Cop #2 / Lotto Cop #3 (voice)

character - Video Narrator (voice)

character - Himself

character - Jafe

character - FBI Special Agent Anthony D'Angelo

character - Robert

character - Royce Bingham

character - Self

character - Self

character - Prescott

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gunther Pinker

character - Monologist

character - Paul

character - Open Mic Host

character - Club Owner

character - Dr. Fong

character - Brian Garrity

character - Bob

character - Nordstorm Manager (voice)

character - The Chief

character - MC

character - MC

character - Admiral Telamachus (voice)

character - Whip-Head

character - Safari Guy in TV

character - Murry Wilson (voice)

character - Angel (voice)

character - Sullivan Pope

character - Andrew Berg

character - Chad (Seduce & Destroy) (voice)

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Audience Member

character - Paul

character - Professor Twilley (voice)

character - Little John

character - The Mark

character - Various

character - Paul (voice)

character - Paul

character - Justice of the Peace

character - Steve

character - Self - Comedy Guest

character - Colby (voice)